The Humorous Side of Positive Thinking

1. All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.

2. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

3. As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

4. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

5. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

6. I am at one with my duality.

7. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

8. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

9. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

10. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.

11. My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

12. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

13. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step – blaming my parents.

14. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

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